The Bark Side Chronicles: Episode 14 — The Doorbell Dilemma (Dog Training Tips)

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Sep 5
5 min read

“Every knock at the door is less ‘welcome guest’ and more ‘WWE smackdown bell.’”

Milo, Mila & Mesa prepare for action in "The Bark Side Chronicles: The Doorbell Dilemma."

In our house, peace is fragile. It can last for hours — the dogs sprawled across couches, Mila perched on her pillow fortress like a queen surveying her kingdom. Then comes the sound.

Not the sound, exactly — the suggestion of the sound. A truck outside. A car door closing. The UPS driver daring to breathe within fifty feet of the house. Before the doorbell even rings, Mila — my oldest, tiniest, wisest dog — narrows her eyes and sounds the alarm.

One bark. Then another. Then the floodgates open.

And that’s it. Tranquility is dead.

Mila, the Tripwire

To understand this problem, you have to know Mila. She’s a Chihuahua mix, small enough to tuck under one arm, but her presence looms larger than life. She rules from her pillow throne — a mound of blankets positioned just high enough to look down on the world, as if she’s judging all who dare to walk across her carpet.

When the doorbell rings, she doesn’t so much leap into action as delegate action. She barks, but she doesn’t budge. She stays rooted on her fortress, shrieking commands like a drill sergeant: “ATTEN-TION! INTRUDER ALERT!”

And of course, Milo and Mesa obey.

Milo & Mesa: The Foot Soldiers

The second Mila lets loose, my other two dogs transform into chaos incarnate.

Milo, my massive rust-red Vizsla, storms the stairs like a soldier charging Normandy. At 90 pounds, his paws hit the hardwood like thunderclaps. He’s not graceful — more like a moose on roller skates.

Mesa, the German Shepherd puppy, has less of a strategy and more of a sugar rush. She ricochets off the couch, leaps over the ottoman, skids into the kitchen cabinets, then circles back for another lap. By the time I’ve stood up, it looks like a wrestling pay-per-view in my living room.

And all of this, mind you, because a stranger dared press the doorbell.

Milo, Mila & Mesa captured in mid-action at home: Mila expresses surprise from its cozy bed, while two larger dogs, Mesa and Milo, leap energetically in the background.

The Shift

Here’s the kicker. Once the door opens, the roles change.

Mila, who triggered this tornado of chaos, suddenly quiets. Her tail gives a slow wag, her bark melts into silence, and she stares calmly at the visitor. She knows — knows — she’ll be the one who gets scooped up, kissed on the head, and cooed over first. She doesn’t need to race for attention; her seniority guarantees it.

Milo and Mesa, on the other hand, continue their WWE audition. They trip over themselves trying to wedge their heads through the doorway, each convinced if they aren’t first in line, they’ll be forgotten forever.

One time, Milo slid across the hardwood straight into the guest’s shin like a bowling ball. Another time, Mesa launched off the back of the couch and nearly took out a potted plant in her desperation to greet. Both of them panting, whining, falling over each other — chaos clowns in fur coats.

And there’s Mila. Regal. Serene. Sitting still on her throne. Smiling smugly because she knows who gets the first scratch behind the ears.

Dog Training Tips - the Doorbell Dilemma

This is more than noise — it’s a classic training problem. Dogs see the door as a high-stakes event: strangers, excitement, greetings, or deliveries. Mila’s bark serves two roles: first as an alert (“Hey, something’s here!”), and then as a guaranteed ticket to attention.

Here’s some dog training tips I’ve learned:

Differentiate Alert vs. Demand Barking Mila’s first bark is valid — she’s the watchdog. The trick is teaching her that one or two barks are enough. After that, the human takes over. A cue like “Thank you, quiet” helps.

Teach a “Go to Mat” Command When the doorbell rings, direct the dogs to a designated mat or spot. It gives them something to do other than perform laps like NASCAR rejects.

Reward Calm, Not Chaos If I greet the guest while Milo and Mesa are bouncing like pogo sticks, and still pet them, I’m teaching them that frenzy = reward. Calm greetings get the treats and scratches; chaos gets nothing.

Practice the Doorbell Drill I’ve even rung my own doorbell repeatedly just to run drills. The more predictable the sound becomes, the less explosive the reaction. Repetition takes the power away from the trigger.

The Human Lesson

Here’s what Mila taught me: the smallest presence in the house can set the tone for everyone else. When she panics, the others panic. When she’s calm, the others often settle. Influence doesn’t always come from size or volume — it comes from consistency.

And when the door actually opens? Mila doesn’t scramble like the others. She knows the love is hers. She knows her place in the hierarchy. She knows she’ll be seen.

That’s a lesson worth chewing on.

How often do we, like Milo and Mesa, trip over ourselves trying to be first, desperate for attention or validation? And how often do we overlook the wisdom of simply trusting that what’s meant for us will come our way — like Mila does every single time?

Three playful dogs caught in mid-action, with Mesa in mid-air leaping with excitement, while Milo races energetically and Mila watches from a cozy cushion.

Takeaway:

Mila reminds me that influence isn’t measured by size or volume, but by presence. At the sound of a doorbell, she doesn’t throw herself into chaos — she initiates it with a single bark and then sits back, certain that she will be seen and loved.

Milo and Mesa, for all their size and energy, still scramble for position, crashing into furniture and tripping over themselves in a desperate attempt to be first. But the truth is, the one who is calm, patient, and secure ends up winning the moment.

And isn’t that life?

We chase promotions, recognition, relationships — sprinting, competing, clawing to be noticed.

But the people who seem to shine the brightest aren’t always the loudest or fastest. They’re the ones who are steady. They trust their worth. They know they don’t need to bark the loudest to be loved.

Mila’s lesson is simple: calm confidence carries more weight than frantic energy. When you trust what’s yours will come, you don’t waste time tripping over yourself trying to grab it first.

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