Meet the Shih Tzu: a luxurious fluffball that somehow always looks like it’s just returned from a five-star grooming salon. With their long, silky coat and expressive, wide-set eyes, Shih Tzus have a regal presence that says, “I was bred to lounge on silk cushions, thank you very much.” These dogs are all about companionship — they’d rather curl up in your lap than chase a ball across the yard (unless it’s gold-plated). Despite their toy-sized frame, they carry themselves like miniature emperors, with a confident strut and an air of authority that’s hard to resist.

Shih Tzus aren’t especially obedient — they’re more likely to tilt their head quizzically at your commands like they’re deciding whether it’s worth their time. But they’re gentle with kids, adapt well to apartments, and don’t require intense activity. Grooming is the real challenge; owning one is like signing up to cohabitate with a living hair commercial. They can be picky eaters, stubborn about potty training, and totally unconcerned with your schedule. But for those who love their pets stylish, snuggly, and slightly self-important, the Shih Tzu is a masterpiece.