The Pembroke Welsh Corgi is basically a loaf of bread with ears and ambition. Originally bred to herd cattle, they now specialize in herding humans—especially toward the treat jar. Don't be fooled by their squatty frame and stubby legs: these little bosses have the heart of a lion and the stubbornness of a toddler in a cape.

Corgis are the life of any room, inserting themselves into conversations, photos, and ideally, your lap. They’re whip-smart and trainable but may act like they’re doing you a favor. Expect the occasional sass side-eye if you ask them to sit without a bribe.

Despite their royal reputation (thanks, Queen Elizabeth), they’re happiest chasing toys, barking at invisible threats, and practicing their herding moves on houseplants or children. They shed glitter-like amounts of fur and aren’t afraid to announce guests or squirrels with theatrical barks.

These dogs are comedians in a compact frame—and they know it.