Irish Wolfhound
“The Gentle Giant Who Thinks He's a Lapdog (And Might Prove It)”
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Personality
Behold the Irish Wolfhound—part ancient warrior, part Victorian poet, and 100% unaware of just how enormous he is. Towering above most dogs (and many humans), this shaggy aristocrat carries himself with quiet dignity… until he awkwardly tries to curl up in your lap like a toy poodle. With a wiry coat and an even softer heart, he’s as likely to share his bed with a toddler as he is to share his thoughts on squirrel diplomacy (which is: ignore them).
He’s playful when invited, but don’t expect zoomies—more like a dignified gallop followed by an immediate nap. Despite looking like he could wrestle a bear, he’d rather lean against you for head pats. His bark? Rare. His loyalty? Immeasurable. And training? He’ll obey, but with the bored grace of a dog who's seen a thousand battlefields… and now just wants snacks.
Sure, he’s high-maintenance in terms of space and care, but his gentle presence more than earns his keep. Think of him as a noble soul who just happens to leave hair on your ceiling fan.
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The Irish Wolfhound is deeply affectionate and remarkably patient with both children and other pets. While it enjoys play when prompted, this noble beast is not one to bounce off the walls or bark at every squirrel. Training comes with minimal resistance—though they won’t break their noble stride just to show off. Grooming needs are mild, but their sheer size and short lifespan mean they require more thoughtful care and space. Don’t expect them to guard your home fiercely, but do expect them to hog the couch like a medieval king.
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