
Personality
The Dogue de Bordeaux looks like a living boulder with a soul—wrinkled, noble, and perpetually unimpressed. Its face resembles a pile of wet laundry given sentience and a sense of honor. Don’t let the snore-filled naps fool you; this dog was once pulling carts and guarding castles in France before retiring to a life of couch thronedom. While their drool could rival a burst pipe, their devotion is rock-solid. They’re not fans of chaos, preferring slow strolls and deep sighs over fetch marathons. Be warned: once bonded, they follow you with the soulful gaze of someone who’d take a slobbery bullet for you. If you want a protector with the body of a tank and the heart of a poet, this is your dog.

Trait Table
The Dogue de Bordeaux is a mellow, affectionate powerhouse. While calm and low-energy most of the time, it springs into action when it senses a need to protect its family. Training requires patience and consistency due to its independent streak, but this breed thrives with an experienced, confident handler. It prefers quiet environments and can be standoffish with strangers but deeply loyal to its own people. Grooming needs are minimal, though slobber is part of the package.



