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Dogue de Bordeaux

A Wrinkled Wall of Drool and Devotion

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Dogue de Bordeaux

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The Dogue de Bordeaux looks like a living boulder with a soul—wrinkled, noble, and perpetually unimpressed. Its face resembles a pile of wet laundry given sentience and a sense of honor. Don’t let the snore-filled naps fool you; this dog was once pulling carts and guarding castles in France before retiring to a life of couch thronedom. While their drool could rival a burst pipe, their devotion is rock-solid. They’re not fans of chaos, preferring slow strolls and deep sighs over fetch marathons. Be warned: once bonded, they follow you with the soulful gaze of someone who’d take a slobbery bullet for you. If you want a protector with the body of a tank and the heart of a poet, this is your dog.

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The Dogue de Bordeaux is a mellow, affectionate powerhouse. While calm and low-energy most of the time, it springs into action when it senses a need to protect its family. Training requires patience and consistency due to its independent streak, but this breed thrives with an experienced, confident handler. It prefers quiet environments and can be standoffish with strangers but deeply loyal to its own people. Grooming needs are minimal, though slobber is part of the package.

A whimsical photograph features a Dogue de Bordeaux, a large, muscular French mastiff with a droopy face and wrinkled brow, sitting regally on a vintage armchair. The dog wears a plush royal cape and a tiny toy crown askew on its head. One oversized paw dangles off the edge, and a slobbery chew toy rests at its feet. The scene is lit like a royal portrait, highlighting the dog's majestic yet goofy presence.

If you haven't already check out our awesome blog series about success and messy failures of trying to train a dog, And the lessons learnt along the way in The Bark Side Chronicles.

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