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Collie

The Velvet Vigilante with a Master's Degree in Herding

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Collie

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The Collie is what happens when you mix a cloud, a genius, and a gentle soul into one stunning fur-coated package. With a flowing coat that sways like a shampoo commercial in slow motion, the Collie trots through life like the protagonist of a herding-themed drama—always alert, always watching, and likely judging your time management. Their emotional intelligence is uncanny; this is the dog that knows you’re sad before you do and insists on lying next to you until you sort it out. Need something herded? A group of kids? Loose socks? Existential dread? They’re on it. But be warned: if they think your life needs structure, they will install a routine. Behind those regal eyes is a kind soul who thrives on connection, clear instructions, and a firm understanding of who’s in charge (spoiler: it’s them). Just try saying no to that magnificent mane and those eyes that pierce your soul like a laser-guided empathy missile.

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The Collie is a highly affectionate, loyal, and brainy companion with a side hustle in bark-powered home security. Packed with energy and intelligence, they’re as enthusiastic about fetch as they are about giving you side-eye when you're off routine. Their trainability makes them teacher’s pet material, while their low grooming needs are a surprising bonus for such a majestic mane. Expect a constant desire to protect, play, and be in your business.

A photorealistic image of a long-coated Collie standing proudly in a sunny pasture, wearing a miniature headpiece with a clipboard attached, while a group of ducklings marches behind in perfect formation. The scene humorously evokes the breed’s natural herding instincts and intelligence without altering its physical traits.

If you haven't already check out our awesome blog series about success and messy failures of trying to train a dog, And the lessons learnt along the way in The Bark Side Chronicles.

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