Chow Chow
The Living Room Lion with a Royal Disdain for Nonsense
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The Chow Chow is basically an ancient philosopher wrapped in a fluffy throw rug. With a permanent expression of indifference and a mane that would make a lion jealous, this dog exudes quiet judgment from the sofa corner. Not interested in your games or your guests, the Chow prefers to supervise life like a very unimpressed royal — unless there’s a threat, at which point they transform into a furry tank. Training them requires patience, bribery, and possibly a formal written invitation. But get on their good side, and you'll have a low-key, loyal companion who’s happy to coexist… from six feet away.
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The Chow Chow is a reserved and independent breed, more likely to observe the party than join it. They're naturally protective but prefer solitude over socializing, and they tend to be selective about affection. While not overly energetic or vocal, they require regular grooming thanks to their thick, luxurious coat. Training them can be a battle of wills, and they aren't exactly workaholics — more like dignified freeloaders with a majestic sense of self-worth.
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