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Chihuahua

“Small Dog. Big Ego.”

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Chihuahua

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The Chihuahua is proof that dynamite comes in very tiny, very loud packages. Weighing as much as a burrito but commanding the presence of a linebacker, this little firecracker is equal parts diva and watchdog. They're ferociously loyal to their chosen person (everyone else can get the side-eye), and their expressions range from “beloved baby” to “tiny dictator” in seconds. Chihuahuas are known for their vocal performances—usually titled “There’s Someone at the Door”—and their passion for cozy spots, be it a lap, blanket, or sunny patch of floor. Training them requires equal parts consistency and humor, because they absolutely know what you want... they’re just weighing if it benefits them. Basically, they’re sass in fur form, and they know it.

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The Chihuahua may be small enough to fit in a purse, but its personality could fill a stadium. They're fiercely loyal to their chosen human, vocal enough to qualify for a megaphone endorsement, and sassier than your aunt at a holiday dinner. They’re clever, portable, and fully convinced they’re the size of a Doberman. Proceed with caution—and snacks.

A Chihuahua with tan fur and large expressive eyes sits regally on a wooden floor, wearing a sparkling gold tiara and a glittery pink bow tie. Behind it, a chalkboard labeled "BOSSY" sits next to colorful rope toys, a teddy bear, a yellow tennis ball, a classic table lamp, and a large dog bone—playfully emphasizing the breed's dramatic and dominant personality.

If you haven't already check out our awesome blog series about success and messy failures of trying to train a dog, And the lessons learnt along the way in The Bark Side Chronicles.

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