The Bulldog is basically your lovable couch potato roommate who takes snack breaks between naps and occasionally snorts themselves awake. With a stocky build and a face that looks like it just woke up from a century-long nap, this breed is a champion of chill. They're affectionate to the core, especially if your core is located on the sofa. Bulldogs aren’t exactly known for their athleticism—unless waddling to the treat jar counts as cardio—but their loyalty and charm are unmatched. Kids love them, adults adore them, and other dogs are usually too confused by their squishy swagger to start drama. They’re trainable, but only when they feel like it, which—spoiler alert—is rarely. Still, with that wrinkly mug and soulful stare, you’ll forgive them every time.