Boxer
"Mild-Mannered Goof by Day… Sofa-Launching Hero by Night!"
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Personality
The Boxer is your energetic bestie who skipped leg day never and thinks every day is their birthday. With a face that looks permanently surprised and a body built like a CrossFit enthusiast, this lovable powerhouse can go from zoomies to snuggle puddle in under ten seconds. Loyal to the bone, they’ll protect your house with their booming bark—right after they accidentally knock over your coffee table in pursuit of a tennis ball. Boxers are famously affectionate, especially with kids, and have the emotional range of a Shakespearean actor in a Pixar film: joy, worry, heartbreak, and pure elation all within 30 seconds. Training goes best with humor and patience (and treats, always treats). If you want a dog that makes you laugh, guards your home, and launches themselves onto your lap like a 60-pound torpedo of love, the Boxer delivers.
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Boxers are loyal goofballs with superhero physiques and toddler-level emotional range. They’re energetic, affectionate, and always ready for playtime or drama. Equal parts clown and protector, they bond deeply with their people and make excellent family companions. Just be ready for zoomies—and possibly flying drool.
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