The Bloodhound is the Sherlock Holmes of the dog world—if Sherlock Holmes had floppy ears, endless jowls, and an attention span entirely controlled by scent trails. These detectives of the canine kingdom can track a person for miles, but ask them to “sit” and you might get a slow blink followed by a contemplative sniff of a nearby tree. They’re unbelievably sweet and patient, especially with kids, and often use their massive paws to gently boop you into submission. Training them requires creativity, persistence, and the right motivation—usually a ham sandwich. While they’re not high-energy dogs, their noses are always working, and they’re prone to wander off following invisible trails like a hound version of a conspiracy theorist. Expect moderate exercise needs, low grooming maintenance, and enough slobber to wallpaper a small room. But if you're into lovable weirdos who solve mysteries and steal hearts, the Bloodhound is your hound.